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About Us

 

There’s a Chinese phrase “nay sik si” which translates to “you eat shit”.  Growing up, this was a phrase that was angrily hurled at me by my parents when they didn’t see any A’s.  This has scarred me for years and I couldn’t get that phrase out of my mind, so I thought why don’t I actually eat shit?  The Poop Factory was founded to bring, not hurls, but laughter to all.  Poop Chocolates are the perfect gag gift that will bring a smile to any recipient for any occasion.  It is perfect for birthdays, holiday gatherings, white elephant, secret santa gift exchanges, kwanza, Hanukah, Fun at Work Day, Winnie the Pooh Day, etc.

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Our Mission

At The Poop Factory, customer happiness is our top priority. Our products are for the half-witted, the nerdy, the sarcastic, the soulless, the profound, the outcast, the innocent, and everyone else in between. Yes, even the party poopers. If you don't have a smile on your face, then you probably need some on it.

We take quality assurance and quality control very seriously. We monitor what our workers ingest each and every meal. Workers are put on fibrous diets containing organics and non GMOs. All this, so they can produce top of the line quality product for you. Each piece is unique and finely crafted from the human body for your needs.