Q: Is this product for real?
A: Yes, this is as real as it can get.
Q: How long does shipping take?
A: We ship via USPS First Class Package from Brooklyn, New York. After processing, shipping will take about 2-4 business days depending on your location.
Q: Can I ship to outside the United States?
A: For the time being, we only ship domestically within the United States.
Q: What is cold packaging?
A: Cold packaging includes a layer of cool shield thermal wrapping with a 6 oz ice pack.
Q: Why do I need cold packaging?
A: We don't want to force cold packaging or express shipping on anyone, but chocolate melts under warm temperatures (above 80 degrees Fahrenheit). We can't guarantee the poop chocolates will arrive in perfect condition as we can't control the weather. If you are shipping the poop chocolates to a warm climate location (please check the 10 day weather forecast for the shipping destination), these options are available as an extra precaution measure to prevent the poop chocolate from turning into diarrhea.
Q: How big is a piece of poop chocolate?
A: Each box comes with 9 pieces of chocolate poop. Each piece of poop chocolate is roughly 1" x 1" x 1.75"
Q: What are some good ways to prank people?
A: The options are pretty much limitless, but to name a few:
1. Place it on the desk
2. Leave it in the microwave
3. Leave it in the fridge
4. Leave it in the cereal
5. Eat it in front of them
Q: Who should I send a box of poop to?
A: I would recommend everyone you know, but to make it easier for you, here is a list:
6. Donald Trump/Hillary Clinton
7. Someone who deserves passive aggressive things
Q: Is the chocolate vegan friendly and gluten free?
A: No, but definitely send your vegan friends some chocolate poop anyways.
Q: What ingredients are in your product?
A: Milk Chocolate: sugar, whole milk solids, chocolate liquor, cacao butter, soy lecithin, and pure vanilla
Q: Do you have Nutrition Facts?