The Poop Factory
Box - Crazy Ranting Note
Anonymously send an elegant paper box with a ranting note. The box contains our logo "The Poop Factory" with the tag line "Finely Crafted from the Human Body". The recipient will get this box and think "What is inside this box? Is it a present? Is it fecal matter? Should I even open this? WHO sent this to me?"
After letting these questions linger, the recipient will open this box and see our crazy ranting note. The ranting note just goes on and on and on about random things that will make your recipient wonder "WHAT AM I READING?" Due to the nature of the wording, they will not be able to put it down until they finish reading it.